Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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