No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
