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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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