Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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