this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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