I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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