Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
His nipple licking is glorious
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