he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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