ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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