You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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