Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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