Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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