once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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