You're so nebulous sometimes
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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