i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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