Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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