I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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