What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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