I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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