that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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