Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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