Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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