Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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