He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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