I should be sponsored by Trojan
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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