Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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