Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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