He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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