am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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