I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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