I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
