Cold hands, warm shart.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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