normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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