im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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