I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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