D3 body, D1 cock
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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