Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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