He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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