Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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