I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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