I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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