i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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