She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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