Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
