There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
