Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
They are going to name an STD after you.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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