I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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