Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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