.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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