worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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