too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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