is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Can I color on your dick again?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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