i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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